The Star Trek Techno-Babble Generator
Now you too can create some really impressive, scientifically baseless (yet still entertaining) techno-babble
--- just like your favourite Star Trek characters. An example is shown below.
To generate another conversation, just click on the Reload button.
Geordi: Data, come here and take a closer look at these readings:
I think there's something wrong with the
Data: The appears to be
functioning normally Geordi. Perhaps you were referring to the , right here,
beside this . If we use the to align it
with the , then...
Geordi: Yes, of course! Then by modifying this , we can
make it work in conjunction with the . That would...
Data: I believe that this will increase the efficiency of the
by percent. Thus reducing the load on the .
Geordi: Data -- you're a genius!
written by Bob Yewchuk